Lord help me!
Thanks to the fun I had doing NaNoWriMo I just signed up for ScriptFrenzy. The challenge for that is to complete a 100 page film/tv/play script from April 1st - 30th.
Heather, if you see this… I’ll finally have a script to deliver you after years of promising one!

I didn’t quite understand why there were Sherpa’s milling around the streets of South Omaha until I ended up behind some yahoo in a big white, obviously empty van with rear wheel drive attempt to make it up a 45 degree hill… which of course stopped my forward momentum as well as the train of [...]

Though I detest war, I do have to admit that under Obama’s lead we once again have cool sounding offensive names!
Gone are the lame “Enduring Freedom” “Freedom Eagle” and something about “Freedom Fries” (clearly a covert operation to get French Mcdonalds to surrender).
Obama brings us “Operation Cobra’s Anger!”
I look forward to “Operation Pissy Anaconda” and [...]

I just spent the day in Iowa watching men stare at goats. Yes, this is a common form of entertainment in Iowa, however, in this instance it came in the form of a satirical film based on parts of the real life insanity that the US government wasted tax dollars on. As for the movie… [...]

Mr. and Mrs. Obama attend daughters’ Parent-Teacher Conference.
I have been attending high-school volleyball games lately and have noticed that there is a terrible scourge of parents that just do not show up for their own children’s events. I even witnessed a student get significantly injured during a game that needed medical attention and yet [...]

We have nearly overcome what could probably be called the quickest recession known to man, and yet in its youth it had the inevitable future of being the next Great Depression.
And why are we not celebrating the final action of Bush and further action of Obama to grease the ceased up bank lending industry?  Every [...]

yeah yeah… im becoming a video blog lately but only because personal issues (which actually does involve public option health care) are preventing me from any time to actually post something beyond what ive discovered elsewhere and wish to pass on to eyes that wouldnt normally ever see it… for now… enjoy:

i love the end! [...]